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Joke of the Day

"What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet."

"Arrived home super drunk. Put the turkey in the oven and went up and banged my wife. Woke up next to the turkey. Afraid to check the oven."

"I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there's that...."

"Did you know that pigeons die after they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."

"I'd submit a joke about the World trade center building But 9/11 Americans wont get it."

"""When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?"" Yes, son. Love is terrible. ""No Mom, I said LAVA."" Oh. You maybe can survive that one."

"Black Guy , Rabbi , Priest board a plane..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q&list=UUGglsv4QSDDNs6oBqTEzoyg&index=1&feature=plcp short and dry, but funny imo."

"I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion."

"I like my donuts like I like my women Cream filled."

"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!"