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Joke of the Day

"What is better than Roses on a Piano? Tulips on an Organ."

"What do you call a pig that murders baseball players? Babe Ruthless"

"Hey buddy I was reminded of you this morning. But then I flushed the toilet and went on about my business."

"Enter new password <glovebox> Must contain number <glovebox1> Must contain PHONE number <no> Please ;) <no u creep> Password not recognized"

"I typed ""Cigarettes"" in the search bar and it said ""No Matches"". The universe has spoken."

"""Was this car tested on animals?"" ""sir animals can't drive"" ""will this car enable animals to drive?"" ""No"" ""SO YOU DID TEST IT!"" ""god damnit"""

"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed. But none of them works."

"allentine's ay. For those of you who won't be getting the V or the D on Feb. 14th."

"I go to McDonald's once a month just to replenish the napkin stash in my car"

"Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit"