63840

Joke of the Day

"Enter new password <glovebox> Must contain number <glovebox1> Must contain PHONE number <no> Please ;) <no u creep> Password not recognized"

"Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time."

"I want to tell a joke about infrastructure spending in the UK but only people in London will get it."

"In what school subjects does the teacher say 'Well done hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval history meatematics and word grill."

"Me: Hey, I'm here for the playdate. Her: Where's your son? Me: Oh he didn't want to come, but you said Billy had Star Wars Legos so.."

"Where do poor Italians live? In the spaghetto..."

"I got up early to watch the sunrise And then it dawned on me."

"A Roman guy walks into a bar, raises two fingers, and says... ""I'll take five beers."""

"[doctors exam] ""I'm feeling a lump here. Here's another. You have several lumps."" -uh oh, what does that mean doc? ""it means you're fat"""

"Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10? Because Windows 7 8 9!"