57858
Joke of the Day
"Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit"
Next Joke
"So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?"
"What's the difference between one direction and futurama There's only one bender in futurama"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said that's a big word for a nine year old."
"A man asks a bartender: ""How late does the band play?"" ""Only about half a beat behind the drummer."" The bartender replies."
"That tattoo of wings on your back are good. But wings that small could hardly get you off the ground though. *reveals full body wing tattoo*"
"Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop? Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)"
"When the food packaging says ""serves 3 - 4 people The fat controller laughed ""you are wrong"""
"What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself? IMHOtep"
"My daughter wanted me to treat her like a princess So I let her get stolen by a giant, mutant turtle."