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Joke of the Day
"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed. But none of them works."
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"There's so much porn floating around the internet these days... I just shake my fist."
"While I fully intended to ""sleep my way to the top,"" it appears I've napped my way to the middle."
"It's not the size of the ship nor the motion in the ocean...it's whether the Captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.."
"I really want a sandwich, but I just don't have the time or energy to find a girlfriend right now....."
"Why do spies never use capitalization? They like to stay low-key."
"What's Mr T's favourite dessert? Petit Filous (Credit goes to my ex wife for this one)."
"Hey girl are you a Sony Pictures movie because I wanna [end of joke redacted due to foreign pressure]"
"I need a new car.. The one I have keeps taking me to work."
"My Mum saw me naked this morning Guess now she knows what she's getting for Christmas."