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Joke of the Day
"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck"
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"Who's the King's best mathematician? Sir Cumference"
"Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand."
"Why does it see like fur is more hated than leather? Its easy to harass a 90lb aneroxic and walk away. It's a lot harder to do the same to the 250lb tattooed, long haired, biker."
"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."
"What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this..."
"What's the difference... What's the difference between Pussy and Cunt? Pussy is warm, furry and wonderful ! Cunt is, unfortunately, in charge of pussy..."
"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"
"Have you ever tried eating your watch? It's time consuming"
"""Marvel comics to introduce a female Muslim superhero"" Fans are looking forward to seeing Captain America, Iron Man and the Post Box in the next Avengers film."