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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference... What's the difference between Pussy and Cunt? Pussy is warm, furry and wonderful ! Cunt is, unfortunately, in charge of pussy..."

"Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."

"Where does dragon milk come from? A cow with short legs."

"I wanted to make friends but I had no facebook So I went out on the street and started shouting what I cooked, ate or drank. Right now I've got 3 followers - two cops and a psychiatrist"

"I believe the Pope did what all Catholics are told to do. Pull out early."

"When Jesus saw those riled up Romans needless to say he was very cross."

"The people in Bahrain don't like The Flintstones But those in Abu Dhabi do"

"In Russia, if you're blue, and you don't where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits: Putin on the Ritz"

"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."

"Yo' mamma is so dumb.... ... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept."