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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists cant change anything."

"Up dawg A man sees a long lost friend he says... 'Up dawg' 'What that?' 'What's what?' 'What's up dawg?' 'Nothing much hbu' '...? Oh hahahahahaha '"

"My dad shouted ""shut up idiots"" to the cats. I told him ""You're speaking English to a cat. You're the idiot. You have to meow at them."""

"What is Michael J Fox's favourite song? Shake It Off by Tayler Swift"

"Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs? To stop getting confused as feminists"

"What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers? Khan-diments."

"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off. (Also sorry)"

"If your PMSing wife hands you lemons, you damn well better make lemonade or else she'll stab you & squeeze lemon juice into the open wound."

"I was just told this joke What's the hard part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!!"

"What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say? ""Argh it's driving me nuts!"""