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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists cant change anything."

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and as many as you can fit in the ash tray."

"What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican? Juan-ton soup"

"Game of Thrones is why I have trust issues."

"You know why the swimming events are so popular at the 2016 Olympics?.... Because Brazilians rarely get too see clean water"

"Many of my tumblr friends identify as otherkin. Be it wolfkin, eaglekin or yes even fantasykin. I myself identify as a jedi. So I'm forcekin."

"Don't make fun of Terry If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry"

"What does your mom and your driveway have in common? They both have a GARBAGE box."

"[crime scene] detective flips open pocket watch Hmmm...precisely what I thought ""What's that sir"" closes watch It's lunch time"

"I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2012 & a beautiful beginning into 2013."