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Joke of the Day
"I was just told this joke What's the hard part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!!"
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"There's only two types of people in the world; people who think they can categorize everything, and people who are not morons."
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump at all"
"So I had a dream the other night that I won $100K on a scratch off lottery ticket. Tonight I bought one and I won my $1 back"
"What's a cats favorite Mexican dish? A purr-rito"
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRAAAIIIIIINS"
"I like drawing frat boys on passed out dicks."
"Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!"
"Claustrophobic people are more productive... Thinking outside the box."
"World Peace."