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Joke of the Day
"When and where do chemists have sex? Periodically, on the table."
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"I'm not saying I leave my wife sexually satisfied... But my neighbour just asked me to turn down the bass."
"How does a virgin pop her cherry? by using a bottle opener"
"Don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear."
"A husband and wife go out to eat And the waitress asks ""would you like any condiments?"" They simultaneously reply ""no thanks, we're married"""
"Just trying to figure out how the text box works"
"Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation"
"How do skeletons kiss? They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."
"[during sex] Can you please take your Fitbit off."
"My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her."