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Joke of the Day
"DROWNING LAWYER Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water."
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"[Jumps into taxi] ""FOLLOW..."" [taxi driver turns around excitedly] ""...ME ON TWITTER"" [Jumps out & moonwalks into Olive garden]"
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, and the other looks up your family bush."
"What is it called when one punches a stripper? A hoedown!"
"My jeans say ""no more Christmas goodies"" but my leggings are like ""we got you, gurrrl"""
"The new federal health regulations require every citizen to take a half-hour daily walk. Now at least one part of Obamacare is constitutional."
"""Hey man, for our grammer project, do you think we might get an A?"" ""We shall C"""
"79 million people are without access to drinkable water Though on the bright side, the number is decreasing!"
"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because like most men, they won't stop to ask directions."
"My IB Extended Essay is like a hot slut. I have to do it, and it sucks balls."