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Joke of the Day
"How much electricity is in the ground? 1 Terrahertz"
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"I gave away all of my dead batteries Free of charge."
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"I'm like the weatherman and all this snow lately... ...always telling them it's going to be 12 inches but really only giving them 2."
"Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"Mad Cow Disease Q: Why do cows get the mad cow disease? A: Anyone would go mad if someone squeezes your tits four times a day, but only let you have sex once an year!"
"There was a kidnapping in my neighborhood today... So i woke him up."
"Grammar The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."