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Joke of the Day

"Looking for a girlfriend is a lot like fishing There's a lot of fish in the sea but until you find one its just you and your rod"

"Monday is one of my favourite days of the week--my 7th favourite."

"What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !"

"Dear Adobe, my HOLY SHIT LEAVE ME ALONE is ready to install."

"I like that in The Little Mermaid, Ariel & King Triton wouldn't violate a contractual obligation, but they murdered Ursula with a ship."

"What does the 'B' in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot"

"Why are jewish people's noses so big Because air is free"

"have a safe weekend everyone lol jk hail satan drink poison"

"I'm going to name my son After Me. So every time he asks to do something cool I say ""ya After Me."""

"Hitler was a keen golfer..... He even wrote a book on it, it was titled 'How to get out of a bunker with one shot.'"