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Joke of the Day
"Please just try it. Every woman you see tonight: ""Sexy Gary Busey?"""
Next Joke
"if you say ""pumpkin spice latte"" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall."
"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little Nazis"
"Her: have you had the sex talk with our son yet? Me: *looks over at son wearing crocs* I think we can wait a few years"
"The people working at Petco.... ...hate when you refer to them as pet-ophiles."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? They both say insert Bill"
"Everything is always funnier once you are not allowed to laugh."
"Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn't leave much room. It's small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it."
"New Year's Resolution 2016p"
"What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest? One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son."