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Joke of the Day
"Having sex with children is fucking tight."
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"What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines."
"Why don't women blink during sex? They don't have time!"
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"/r/jokes pretends that it has more than 1000x as many subscribers as it actually has... as a joke! http://imgur.com/wYy6m"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick! :-D"
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"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff together. Ba-dum-tss"
"After several drinks last night, I had a great Buzz. Unfortunately I was no longer able to get a Woody."
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