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Joke of the Day

"Usain Bolt is already in 2016. Happy New Year !"

"So, wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Never mind, I lost it..."

"I invited a few friends to an orgy I was hosting... Everyone came."

"what do pirates have with their fish tart arrrrrrrr sauce"

"Just put my phone on airline mode. That's when it delays your texts for no reason & acts like it's doing you a favor when it does send them."

"What does a man with a 10 inch dick have for breakfast? Well, this morning I had bacon, eggs, juice..."

"Bicyclists, it's one thing to hog the road, but it's quite another to expect us to know your fancy hand signals. Also, I can see your balls."

"How does a one armed man row a boat? In a circle."

"When does a pentagon not have 5 sides? When it's intersected by a plane"

"Maybe she's born with it... maybe it was a sex change."