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Joke of the Day

"Your ""poetic"" tweets would be so much better if Adele hadn't thought of them first"

"A joke is like a frog... ... you understand it better after you dissect it, but then the frog is dead."

"Give a man fire... Keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"Did you hear about the Spaniard who was obsessed with Greek Mythology? I said to him, ""Jesus?"" and he replied, ""Where's Zeus?"""

"Botox has a new theme song https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=i+can%27t+feel+my+face&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-004"

"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"

"Wife: Where'd you buy my gift? Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right? Me: Coupon? *wife faints*"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Some obscure number you probably never heard of."

"What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend Flush I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day."

"Did you hear about the Indian that drank 50 cups of Tea? He drowned in his Tea Pee."