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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Indian that drank 50 cups of Tea? He drowned in his Tea Pee."
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"Junk is something that you've kept for years & throw away 3 weeks before you need it."
"Killed a spider for my wife last night and got laid. Now every.spider.must.die."
"What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common? Neither of them can finish a play"
"I named my son ""Tennis"" but he doesn't mind being bullied about it. He's a good sport really."
"Do a little dance... Drink a lot of rum... Fall down tonight..."
"One. How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?"
"It's 2015. I can't believe we're still referring to a dress as colored."
"Boy: My love for you is like counting the stars.. Girl: Oww, Infinite? Boy: Nope, Pointless .."
"Just seen a midget struggling carrying a TV to his car. I said "" You need a hand with that flat screen mate?"" He said ""Fuck off dickhead, its an ipad"""