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Joke of the Day

"What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend Flush I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day."

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"I met a prostitute with a degree in philosophy. She'll blow your mind, man."
"Welcome to Insomnia Club. God dammit Bob. BOB. Steve wake Bob up. Steve?"
"I used an emoticon with a nose once. It was stupid and embarrassing. I wouldn't recommend it."
"Here is a typical moroccan joke. A bald guy goes to the hamam... ...he slips and slips again."
"did you know there are people who hate jews who are not nazis? yeah, they.re called tenants."
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