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Joke of the Day

"What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend Flush I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day."

"Do you know how I got out of Persia? Iran."

"Did you hear about the murdered essay? They can't find the body."

"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."

"I tried to smuggle LSD across the border using my ass The bag broke, then I had the shittiest trip"

"""Keep away from children to avoid suffocation"" was the best advice I've ever received. You have to pay for that nowadays"

"My friend's coming over, I've got to be careful... ...my house mates are crazy and he's allergic to nuts. *Yes indeed.*"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"[God wakes up] oh man i am hungover, what'd i do last night? [sees that goats have the ability to scream now] haha oh yea"

"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."