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Joke of the Day

"Botox has a new theme song https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=i+can%27t+feel+my+face&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-004"

"Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy? Because all the roads lead to Rome."

"I made a popular girl laugh today... by asking her out."

"I was walking down the street one day.. and a man threw a bit of cheese at my head, i turned to him and said; 'oh, real mature mate'."

"broken leg I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said to quit going to those places."

"One good thing about having kids is that they are sick every time I get invited to something I don't want to do."

"What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt? ""You going to eat that?"""

"I Used To Be Against Sodomy Butt fuck it!"

"What would gold say if it could talk? ""A-U"" :|"

"Why doesn't Donald trump travel in ships anymore..? Cause he doesn't like Cruz..."