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Joke of the Day

"I tried to catch fog today I mist"

"If your drug dealer is on time, it's a cop."

"I appreciate the transparency Domino's pizza tracker provides, but updates like ""Carl dropped your pizza"" & ""5 second rule"" are a bit much."

"[Pharrell eating at Arby's] ""I want a new look"" Like a new hair cut? ""Something crazier"" *notices the hat in the Arby's logo* ""I've got it!"""

"Did you hear the Joke they don't tell retards... No, Oh my bad."

"Why did the military name it's new drone system ""Caitlyn Jenner""? Because it's unmanned"

"Trump doesn't like Pence Because he loves walls."

"What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway."

"why did abe lincoln get released from prison? because he's in a cent"

"Just came across a very strange porn site....took me ages to clean it off my screen"