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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I leave a trail of pizza crumbs around the house so I can find my way back to the TV"
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"What does Bill Gates call his manhood? Microsoft."
"Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around."
"I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as ""senseitational"""
"Happy St. Paddy's Day, everyone. I stayed in tonight. I'm not allowed to go out on St. Paddy's Day anymore. It's too much."
"I wish there was a song you and your friends could sing right after you became champions"
"People who say they are ""comfortable in their own skin,"" scare me because I wonder how they know what it's like to wear someone else's skin"
"What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls."
"The Energizer bunny is dead... Someone put the batteries in backwards and he died of sexual exhaustion."
"TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Human almost never eat monkeys at all."