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Joke of the Day
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagin_asian_"
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"Pansexuals are like teenagers They eat whatever is in front of them"
"What do you call the person who sleeps on the wet spot? Overcome"
"Dogs have 10 expressions for ""I love you! I love you!"" and cats have 10 for ""I hope you die slowly in a fire but feed me dinner first."""
"There's no better feeling than laying next to the person you love And they don't know you love them Or that you're in their house again"
"What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot."
"God grant me the patience to accept the people whose outfits I cannot change."
"What do toy trains and boobs have in common? They were both designed for the kids but it's the dad that ends up playing with them."
"What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar? Egypt me!"
"Kids: *doing something they shouldn't* Me: Stop or I'll be mad Kids: *keep doing it* Me: Stop or Mom will be mad Kids:*stop immediately*"