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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad for people who work at German supermarkets. They have to deal with Deutsch bags all day."

"what was Hitler's favourite drink? mountain dew"

"Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"

"i blame everything on the illuminati. stale bread? illuminati."

"Why do french people eat snails ? They don't like fast food."

"A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder The doctor says ""what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa there's millions of them"""

"Did you hear about that promising new male porn star? His studio described him as ""up and cumming""."

"I'm tired of this long distance relationship! Time to move the liquor cabinet to the living room!"

"Decades of video games have left me WAY too confident in my ability to break open a wooden crate."

"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black."