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Joke of the Day
"Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!"
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"How do you get four old ladies to yell ""SHIT!"" Get a fifth old lady to yell ""BINGO!"""
"Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here"
"Kids have so many food allergies these days. In 15 years you'll be able to rob a bank with a bag of peanuts."
"Always remember that you're someone's reason to smile.. Because you are a joke."
"Donald Trump? Donald Trump"
"How do you call a cross-dressing father of two? Transparent"
"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... And one was a-salted."
"My grandad let me in on the secret to picking up hot Jewish girls during WWII.. with a brush and shovel.."