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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a cross-dressing father of two? Transparent"
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"What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour."
"Damn girl, are you damn girl? Because damn girl"
"Pouring water on someone's head to promote something is kinda weird. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's go baptize some babies."
"Trump is ordering an investigation into his own claims of voter fraud Can he start with the frauds they keep putting in front of the voters?"
"You know what's really great about being a Democrat in Texas on Super Tuesday? No waiting in line. (An hour and a half wait if you were a Republican.)"
"Whats the difference between a Pope and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he is around 12."
"Employees are rungs on the ladder to success... don't be afraid to step on a few."
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea He said he couldn't complain"
"""If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."" Bill Cosby"