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Joke of the Day
"Always remember that you're someone's reason to smile.. Because you are a joke."
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"I gave my number to a really hot girl at the bar and told her to text me when she got home. She must have been homeless."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !"
"Old Chinese proverb: Man who not shower in 7 days makes one reek."
"Today my wife asked, ""would you still love me if I was ugly and fat?"" Turns out ""Yes I do"" was not the right answer."
"What's the difference between a blonde and your job? Your job still sucks after 6 months."
"Asked a tennis player about his views on Trumps 2nd Amendment gaffe ( joke ) and Omar Mateens father sitting right behind her in her rally 1. Trumps Comment: Foul 1. Hillary's: Unforced Error"
"NSFW: Sperm 1: God I'm getting tired! How long 'til we reach the fallopian tubes? Sperm 2: Still a long way to go..........We've only passed the tonsils."
"Sign in a store window during a blizzard ""Got frostbite? Fingerless gloves, half off!"""
"How do Sesame Street characters reproduce? Big bird's eggs and ABCmen."