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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."
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"Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and a veterinarian? He has a sign on his door: ""Either way, you get your dog back."""
"any love for Trump reversal jokes? In Obama's America, you serve the president, in Trump's America the president serves you."
"Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizzas dont scream when you put them in the oven..."
"What did the Japanese man say to the hooker? You might feel a tiny prick."
"What cow produces milk and potatoes Your mother."
"A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub. Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours."
"What does a woman's arsehole do when she is having great intercourse? He is at home taking care of the kids."
"My old physics professor: Times flies when you're having fun, Or as frogs say, times fun when you're having flies... That was a long semester"
"Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework? He was on crystal math."