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Joke of the Day

"9% Smarter Why are men 9% smarter after sex? They were plugged into a Genius."

"If a Republican candidate who is hated by the GOP establishment and loathed by half the country just won the election... ...maybe Hillary should consider running as a Republican!"

"Taught my grandmother that ""Jabroni"" means ""fine young man"" and it's made our time out in public way more interesting."

"Why did the chicken cross the rode? To get to the other side."

"What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer? Grade eh?"

"Joke about the word joke There has to be one, there's a joke about everything, but I just can't find it, do any of you know a good joke or pun about the word joke?"

"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"

"Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720"

"PIGEON MAGICIAN: I want you to pick a car, any car...DONT TELL ME!. Ok [shits on windscreen] is THIS the car you chose?"

"Just tried to read an article that wasn't a list. Bunch of words, no GIFs, and it required me to think?? 0/10 would not recommend."