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Joke of the Day

"Taught my grandmother that ""Jabroni"" means ""fine young man"" and it's made our time out in public way more interesting."

"Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!"

"Scroll no further, as it only get worse from here..."

"My sister said she thought it would be cool to be a meme. I told her to run for president."

"What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything? The mythbusters and ghostbusters."

"What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland? Pita Pan"

"There is this guy that hates taking a poop. But shit happens."

"If people say that love finds you... Then I must be Waldo."

"So when is too soon to ask your friend if you can borrow their baby to reenact The Lion King? One day old? Two?"

"Damn girl, are you a cigarette? Cuz I don't want you unless I'm drunk and one of my friends is already having you."