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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? One stops sucking when you slap it and the other is a blonde."

"My daughter asked if I am going to die someday I said ""Don't worry sweetheart. I promise I'll be alive for the rest of my life."" She looked relieved."

"How do you make an English Muffin blush? You nook at its crannies."

"How do they promote safe sex in Wales? They put signs next to the sheep that kick"

"There once was a Little Girl named Sue... She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits suicide. Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?"

"The one good thing about having a kid with Zika virus... even if he achieves major success in life, he'll never get a big head."

"How many amoebae does it take to change a lightbulb one no, two no, four eight, 16, 32...."

"Bat Math Ha ha ha Bat math rules!!"

"I need to stop drinking so much milk. It's an udder disgrace."

"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff"