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Joke of the Day

"So... a German is getting ready to enter in a plane to Poland. ""Occupation?"" - The officer asks. ""Occupation? No! I'm here to visit!"""

"What signal tells you that a politician is lying? The lips are moving"

"What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band? Syndrome of a Down"

"If you love something, set it free. If it scurries up a wall, spins a web, & eats insects, it was probably a beagle or hound of some sort."

"Scat and feces... Different names for the same shit."

"Interviewer: what interests you about this job? Me: the pay Interviewer: can you be more specific? Me: cash"

"Just been told I've got the job as a mime ... I'm speechless."

"Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? Because he did all his work pro bonobo"

"What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth? A rake."

"i need to get something off my chest *takes off my nipple*"