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Joke of the Day

"What does an expensive circumcision have in common with a cheap circumcision? They're both a rip-off."

"A Jew, a mathematician and an Irishman enter a bar Bartender says: ""How did you all land up in the wrong joke?"""

"Why don't they give hurricanes epic names like cyclone of doom or the fate fairy instead of frikken Sandy...."

"jokes what do you call a bunch of people whove been in horrible accidents in a swimming pool vegatable soup"

"Why the U.S suck at chess? 'Cuz they lost two towers"

"If 2 people having sex..... If 2 people having sex is called a twosome, and 3 people having sex is called a threesome, then I can see why they call you handsome."

"I'm gonna call my mom 26 times today to tell her about all the nothing that I'm doing, just to even the score."

"I can see my Uber driver's car is almost out of gas and it's really stressing me out."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choke*"

"How do you make soup gold? You put in fourteen carrots."