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Joke of the Day
"Why should Donald Trump change his name to Donald Duck? Because he's a quack."
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"Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!"
"3 Bears This is a joke my father told me. Once upon a time, there were three bears. They came across a girl with pink hair, it made them so mad... They moved."
"If I could have dinner with anybody living or dead, I would choose someone who is dead so I didn't have to listen to them chew."
"I AM NOT REALLY YELLING AT YOU I JUST GOT USED TO TALKING TO MY TEENAGER WHO ALWAYS HAS HEADPHONES IN"
"A man finds a job at an elephant circumcision office. His salary is so low that he wants to quit, but then he sees that the tips are huge!"
"What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska? Sarah Palin"
"Here in Britain, we've got May & Hammond in the Government now - All we need is Clarkson and we've got Top Gear back again."
"Is that a star tattoo. Saw my first porn the other day. I was a lot younger back then."
"Wife just said ""burgs"" instead of ""burgers"" and now I'm a little scared to think of what she's going to do with all the time she saved."