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Joke of the Day
"Is that a star tattoo. Saw my first porn the other day. I was a lot younger back then."
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"A perfect breakfast my perfect breakfast: my son on a box of wheaties, my girlfriend on the cover of playboy,my wife on the back of a milk carton..."
"What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs? Lisa Frank"
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"
"""A black man follows me when it's sunny outside. When it's cloudy, he goes home."" ""Brick, that's your shadow."""
"""Son, you can practice the sex on holes in trees"" ""DAD?!"" [next day] ""Where you going with that broom handle?"" ""Checkin for squirrels"""
"Anyone need a job? I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people. ^im ^so ^sorry"
"How to lose an argument with an idiot - 1 Argue."
"Where does Santa's stripper mom work? The North Pole"
"How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it?"