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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me if he was gay... I didn't know how to give him a straight answer."
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"An Iraqi official calls all of his 8 Saddam's doubles... He says, i have good news, and bad news. The good is that Saddam is alive, the bad is that he lost an arm."
"Shout out to countless marine organisms who died, accreted on the seafloor, and compacted for eons so I could drive my Escalade to Kmart."
"I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan."
"Just realized I've been misquoting George Orwell since 1985."
"Graduation speech: I would like to thank Wikipedia, and copy/paste. I'm out bitc$es"
"What does a llama do when it goes on holidays? Alpaca ya bags."
"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F"
"Sit in Starbucks and scream into your phone, ""What we need is fresh screenwriting talent! An unknown! Where on earth can we find it?"""
"If there's enough room to spell 'bootylicious' on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't."