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Joke of the Day

"What does a llama do when it goes on holidays? Alpaca ya bags."

"Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter? So he could protect and serve."

"A baby that is starting to wake up from a nap is like a solar eclipse. Whatever you do, do not look directly at it."

"Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort."

"Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me."

"Can't believe Nintendo didn't make a commercial for the Wii where a guy breaks up with a girl by saying ""It's not you, It's Wii""."

"I hope I don't have to face rich French Renaissance citizens as enemies in video games. They would be overpowdered."

"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Girls Without a penis"

"humpy dumpy yo mom is like humpy dumpy first she gets hump then she gets dumped"

"What do you call of group of black people? A group, you fucking racist"