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Joke of the Day

"Sit in Starbucks and scream into your phone, ""What we need is fresh screenwriting talent! An unknown! Where on earth can we find it?"""

"Me: How are you feeling Grandpa? Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly."

"Ethiopian Cuisine... is a bit bland. It tastes like nothing."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist!"

"Why did the spreadsheets get divorced? They just couldn't sort things out."

"Did you hear about Taco Bell's new sauce? It's picked-out daily south of the border."

"The inventor of the salad spinner would be spinning in his grave if he would have been buried in a salad spinner."

"KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: ... MOM: ... DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction"

"A Jew and a purse Once went a Jew, found a purse, picked it up: - Shit! 200 dollars are missing!"

"-Knock knock -Who's there? -Go fuck yourself!"