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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Two very unhappy animals."
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"I always knew I'd end up drunk in a gutter. I just didn't expect everyone around me to keep bowling."
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"How do you tell if a feminist is on their period? You can't."
"why do blacks like the doctor's office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you'll be straight"
"What's the award for being the world's best dentist? A little plaque."
"[pirate ship] Pirate: Walk the plank Me: *struts down like nobody's business* Pirate: wait come back that was awesome you're one of us now"
"What do you think of men who likes to eat fish? I think they are Sofishticated. I'll show myself out."
"How do you say ""constipated"" in German? Farfrompoopin'"
"Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school? He was Russian."