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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Two very unhappy animals."
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"I don't want to brag, but when I take my clothes off... the shower gets turned on."
"What is Robin Williams doing in heaven? Not sure, probably just hanging out."
"Most young lives are lost not because of seat belts, but because the defibrillator needs you to sign into Facebook first."
"Spent the last twenty minutes trying to get my sideburns even and now I'm sporting a mohawk."
"What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain? So you're the one.... (only if you answered ""i don't know"")"
"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."
"how often do i beat my wife? Every time i clap my hands."
"So a magician walks in to a bar And says to the bartender ""Why so many fucking reposts?"""
"What do you think of wearing a straight jacket? I think I could pull it off"