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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain? So you're the one.... (only if you answered ""i don't know"")"

"Canadians pack your bags We have another immigration crisis"

"Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off."

"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote."

"My new telly is brilliant, it shows 50 frames per second. I managed to watch the whole of the snooker world championships in less than a minute."

"What does a black man do after sex? Wipes away the pepper spray and 25 to life."

"I always keep a taser on me in case anyone asks if they can have one of my fries."

"Just dropped ranch dressing on my phone then licked it off. So some of you just got to first base with me."

"Security is going to be heightened at all showings of Star Wars.......... out of the fear of all apple geniuses and IT technicians being simultaneously taken out."

"I just called up the phone company and put em on hold. Every 5min i come on an tell them how important their business is to me. Please hold."