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Joke of the Day
"What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable? Broke up with James Harden"
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"A man is talking to his friend... ""Today I got a brand new ford for my wife."" ""Eyyy, nice trade."""
"Did you hear about the Roman who got a C in Math? He got a perfect score!"
"What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot... You fucking racist"
"So my girlfriend's mother is throwing papers into the fireplace When my girlfriend asks ""mom, what are you doing!?"" I reply ""Taxes."""
"Save your little napkin, bartender. I don't plan on having this drink long enough to set it down."
"Yoda, are we on the right course? Off course, we are."
"Wife: morning Me: good morning Wife: my parents are coming over for dinner tonight Me [pouring bleach in my coffee]: uh huh that's great"
"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."
"Why don't Jewish men eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber."