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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Jewish men eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber."
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"Peter Pan is my favorite story about how running away from all your problems will allow you to remain youthful and to possibly fly someday"
"[NSFW] Sex is like flipping a coin Either way you're getting heads or tails"
"What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja? Pork Chop!"
"Two whales walk into a bar The first whale says to the bartender ""WHAAAA-EEEEEEEE-OOOOOOO-UUUUUU"" The second whale turns to the first and says ""Frank! What the hell is wrong with you?"""
"My wife made pancakes but they were totally lumpy and it's like, do you even sift bro?"
"What's the worst STD you can get from a black man? Pregnancy."
"I have friends who swear they dream in colour but it's just a pigment of their imagination"
"What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick? Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican."
"Why do people never eat clocks?.... Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."