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Joke of the Day

"When you're sliding into first.... Inspired by a LeBron James thread from /pics of all things.... What's your favorite?"

"What I say: No! What my kids hear: There's a really good chance if you keep asking."

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south. Nothing, someone's losing the trailer."

"My Life Thats the joke"

"I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't."

"How does a Muslim find a goat in tall grass? Sexier when his child bride is holding it."

"What do you call it when Britain, Russia, and France make a sexual pun before WWI? A triple Entendre. History jokes, man. they're killers."

"How do you break a Pollock's finger? Punch him in the nose."

"This old lady in the grocery store was just giving me the weirdest looks and the worst piggy back ride of my life"

"When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !"