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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Roman who got a C in Math? He got a perfect score!"

"I woke up this morning with Chinese writing all over my bedroom walls. I couldn't understand it."

"Michael Jackson's latest autopsy report states that he didn't actually die at home. He died in the hospital - he was found in the children's ward having a stroke."

"Some guy beside me farts, so I say : ""Hey! Some arsehole's talking shit behind your back!"""

"Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed? So that it can be used as an *aphrodisiac*"

"You could probably win the US election by promising to make the McRib a permanent McDonald's menu item."

"My doctor said I am self destructive That explains why I voted for Hillary Clinton"

"On V-day I broke my girl's heart... She was a bloody mess..."

"What did the architect say about the rack? How does she not fall over?"

"You know, living away from my parents really makes me realize how much I need a dishwasher that's also a really good chef"