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Joke of the Day
"How are Asians and Smart Cars similar? They are yellow can they only hold small packages"
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"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Give a man a jelly fish and you can pee on him."
"I tried convincing my melon-loving girlfriend to run away with me. But she told me she Cantaloupe."
"""Why?""- existential owl"
"What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !"
"I saw a blind person skydiving today Man, what a jerk. Scaring his poor dog like that..."
"Don't you hate when you are reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles?"
"Five out of four people Have a problem with fractions"
"Some worlds just want to watch the men burn Like hell, and the sun."
"I got kicked out of my Community Theatre group when the female director asked to see me limp. How was I to know she was talking about walking?"