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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a kindergarten class and an ISIS camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone."

"CRABS THINK WE WALK SIDEWAYS"

"Turns out the button on the elevator with the fireman's hat on it is not the button for a free fireman's hat."

"LinkedIn is a terrible dating site"

"Did you hear about how much those new prosthetic limbs cost? An arm and a leg."

"1 in 3 Americans, weighs as much as the other 2...!!"

"Classics I have a dream that one day my mum will understand that online games can't be paused."

"Why are there so many dogs at the pound? Because no one wants them."

"""Sir u have a hernia"" ""Haha c'mon doc don't u mean a HISnea?"" ""No I meant hern-"" ""Im obviously a guy. How did u even get a medical license?"""

"I have a date this weekend with a girl who has a shoe fetish... But I'm a little worried about getting off on the wrong foot."