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Joke of the Day

"What did justin beiber say to his mom? I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers"

"I'm a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me."

"I went by the house I grew up in and went to the door and asked if I could take a look around. They said ""no"" and slammed the door in my face Parents can be real jerks"

"Why must rabbits never miss dinner? With out their tea they'd be Rabbis."

"My ex-teacher left the cheese industry for the same reason he left the teaching industry.. Hated grating."

"What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!"

"Girls that are 16 and pregnant look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."

"Poor Caitlyn Jenner. She missed Mothers Day & Fathers Day."

"If I've learned one thing from Philip Seymour Hoffman's death, it's that someone needs to introduce Bieber to heroin."

"Accidentally walked into the women's bathroom, went ahead and peed sitting down so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone."