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Joke of the Day

"Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans."

"When kids don't want to take a nap, can they be charged with resisting a rest?"

"What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken? ""--brown-chicken-brown-cow--"" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"Beverly Hills - 90210 Denver Broncos - 16"

"There are 2 things I hate in this world People and hypocrites"

"Here's a handy trick. When people are talking to you, nod and think about other stuff."

"In order to catch herpes, u have to think like a herpes"

"What's Harley Quinn's favourite rap group? Insane Clown Pussy."

"I Saw a Jewish Ghost Last Night... I was so scared I started to shiva."