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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits? Hobbitat for Humanity"
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"I'm Rich with a capital R! But my colleagues know me by my legal name, Richard."
"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet.       ...I'll show myself out."
"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty good."
"A black hole was telling me a story... It sucked me right in."
"Did you know King Solomon made love to 1000 virgins but he never enjoyed great sex :-P"
"What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school? Bison."
"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason"" I'd like to smack them and say ""yeah, I guess you're right"""
"The string of expletives that poured from my mouth when I woke up at 3 pm to realize my alarm didn't go off was pure smut poetry"
"Life is a bitch Sometimes, When you are happy... no one sees your smile... When you cry ... no one sees your tears... But fart just one time :p"