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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits? Hobbitat for Humanity"
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"""Let's get ready to bumble!!!"" - Bees"
"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He got caught fingering A minor."
"A musician was arrested... He's in treble."
"Just saw the Lego Movie... ...it was very well *pieced* together! (Got this off Doug Benson's 'Doug Loves Movies' podcast)"
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
"The way I see it, EVERY FRIDAY is Good Friday.. "
"Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas? Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!"
"4-year-old: Are hot dogs made from real dogs? Me: Would you eat them if they were? 4: No! Me: 4: Unless I had ketchup."
"I didn't think it was funny when I first wrote this one... I gair aunty this is gonna be five steps removed from swishing nebraskan listerine on a gold claim. ...I was right."