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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? They say his pants fit like a glove."
Next Joke
"What's the difference in red and purple...? ... How hard you squeeze it."
"Pressing A too fast and having to talk to the Pokemon Center's nurse again was by far the worst part of my childhood."
"What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs? I can't remember."
"Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny? l0l"
"What do you call the ultimate fish doctor? The Sturgeon General"
"Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? My hairline!"
"you're honor, my client- hold on.. *long recess w/ client* ok my really high client wants to know if he can eat his Cheetos during the trial"
"Q: Name the country where the entire population is pissed. A: urination"
"How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked? He fainted after the punch line."